Wednesday, November 28, 2012

bad costumes

Flo Rida Donates a Contender for Worst Football Uniform of All Time to His HighSchool alma mater


Early in the 2012 season, Atlantic (Fla.) High unveiled a 'unique' neon uniform which quickly became known as the worst football uniform of all time, and I have to say I agree. In honor of Carol City's Highs 50th anniversary which happens to coincide with the football teams 2013 football season, Flo Rida paid Futuristic Woo to create new football uniforms. They, in my opinion, look ridiculous and are an abomonation. My reason for thinking this is because;

  • There is a Native Americans head that splits awkwardly across their crotch.
  • The letters and numbers look like they are made out of duct tape or maybe even Tetris Blocks?
  • Sublimated Arrowheads that look more like upside down spades, ( the deck of cards not the gardening utensil) than ancient/ sacred weaponry on sleeves.
  • Bright orange helmets with feathers, overcrowded into a Michigan wolverine-style pattern.
There is plenty more wrong with these uniforms, but to be fair the helmet would make a nice additional something to their original uniforms. Luckily though, this highschool didn't have to pay a dime for these crimes of fashion, thanks to Flo Rida and his record label IMG Strong Arm.

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